i’m gonna set my facebook relationship status to “in a relationship” and see what happens
i swear celebrity pregnancies last like 2 months instead of 9???
finally warm enough to wear denim this is wonderful
do you ever just see someone that you’re close to and think about how out of the 7 billion people on the earth and the infinite possibilities life could have presented you with, somehow you were fortunate enough to have someone like that in your life
Had to be there, I guess.
someone posted this on facebook and i can’t believe i’m still laughing i’m sooo ashamed
Engraved Zippo lighters from the Vietnam War.
yall post these okcupid screenshots putting niggas on blast and shit but are an 80% match
if you’re reading this i love you and i believe in you
this just in: ryan nosdrinker hates the illiterate and the blind
boxers have no dick control this thing is everywhere
why do people still say “frickle frackle”. you can say the word sex, no one’s gonna take away your juice box and send you to timeout
heck you fricker
thats it, no more fruit punch for meta18
what the fuck
IT’S TURNING ON
WHAT IN THE HELL
IT’S IN MINT CONDITION.
THE SPEAKERS WORK, THE HEADPHONE JACK WORKS, THERE’S NO CRACKS